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I knew the planet was warming, but I wasn’t expecting the changes this fast:
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You’d think that overpriced and sucky would be allowed at a Yankee’s game. All iPads fall under the “no laptops” rule in its existing security policy and are not allowed at Yankee Stadium. //Last baseball joke ever to appear on this blog.
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Cash For Clunkers may have some competition. A Brooklyn schoolteacher whose car was stolen three years ago has gotten it back — totally souped up and unrecognizable. Amanda Pogany’s 1996 Honda was returned to her drag-race ready, with a new V-8 engine, manual transmission, leather interior, tinted windows and oversize tires. In Alaska, when...
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The Legislature today passed a bill that would make the deceased eligible for Alaska Permanent Fund Dividend checks. I can’t count the number of times when I’ve been outside and had someone say, “You’re from Alaska? Is it true they pay you to live there?” The answer is a guarded yes; I’d talk about...
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And I hope I never do again.
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Ever wondered what you get when you take an 11-year-old, give him Microsoft Paint, and 4 years? Now you don’t have to wonder anymore: When you set out to create a 2.3×2.5 meter image, you usually do it in a good image editor/drawing program. But a 15-year-old YouTube user named scorpiongold did it in...
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For Christmas, The Inlaws™ always get me something that makes making adult beverages easier. It’s as if they’re trying to say, “We know who you married, hopefully this will help.” Last year, it was a blender. This year, they must have thought that I needed something I could whip drinks up with even faster...
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Occasionally, I check to see where my blog traffic comes from. I’m able to see which search terms brought people to my website. Today, there was an interesting one. Someone got to my blog by searching for: “what can you eat on saturn?“ I’m guessing I didn’t have the information they were looking for,...
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Just in time to make the list of most hilarious and ridiculous criminal stories of the decade, this hilarious story comes across the pond from Essex, England. The Sun – VIRGINIA WHEELER — A DOZY robber was nicked while scoffing a chicken dinner at a restaurant he held up at gunpoint 20 minutes earlier....
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